What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 13:56
No, not a chance
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
How are you spending your best time?
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...